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Ten Human Secrets That Dogs Don’t Know

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  1. We aren’t going on long walks every day.
  2. We’re not going out hunting all day, either.
  3. Neither are we hanging out at the dog park all day.
  4. We are coming back.
  5. If you’d just let us have the ball, we’d throw it. That’s what you want, anyway, right?
  6. We miss you when we’re away.
  7. We wish we could take you with us to work.
  8. Work? That’s where we go every day so we can buy you food, treats, and toys.
  9. That treat we give you every month is actually medicine.
  10. There’s secretly a pill in this piece of bologna.

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16 comments for Ten Human Secrets That Dogs Don’t Know

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  • This is very clever… however, I think my dog knows more of these than you might think. And we go on long walks every day - otherwise, he’s unbearable.

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  • avatar for Beth Beth

    I’m pretty sure my dogs would be happier if they knew these secrets. Except for the medicine one.

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  • I tell my cats every day - I know you don’t want me to go to work, I don’t like to leae you and go to work but you like to eat so it is a necessary evil.

    They never fall for #10! Super hard to sneak pill a cat.

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  • avatar for Talent Hounds Talent Hounds

    Very funny LOL. Luckily I mainly work from home but Kilo still does back flips when I come in from a meeting. I guess he worries and misses me and I miss him when gone for long.

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